Online Marketing Pickup Lines [COMIC]

Vinny La Barbera
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Vinny La Barbera

Not sure what to say to that crush of yours that you’ve been wanting to ask out?

Worry no more as we’ve done the heavy lifting for you.

You’re sure to lock up that date (or get slapped) with these online marketing pickup lines. We’ve even illustrated them for you so you’re prepared for the most likely reactions.

Online Marketing Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Online Marketers

You don’t have to be Ryan Gosling to throw out memorable pickup lines.

As a matter of fact, all you need is a little online marketing knowledge grab some here and some confidence. Our pickup lines below will take care of the rest.

Try your favorite one and let us know how it worked for you. And if you happen to find someone who (1) understood your reference and (2) did not smack you, then lock that up and don’t forget to send us an invitation to your wedding.

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Special thanks to…

Pickled Comics for collaborating with us to have some fun with these geeky pickup lines. Make sure to check out their website for more humorous comics to lighten up your day.


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