On this Halloween we thought we would share some useful tips now that we’ve got quite a few of these holidays under our belts…
Kids, stash the good candy in your pockets and socks or else your parents will tell you “those are bad for you” so they can eat them
Parents, make your kids wear heavy costumes – they will tire them out faster when they’re hopped up on sugar
College students, don’t ever graduate college – Halloween parties don’t get better
Bosses, consider the day after Halloween a write-off because no one is getting anything done that day
Employees, there are few days better than the day after Halloween to use your paid time off
And to everyone else, enjoy your Halloween – whether it’s with your family, friends, co-workers or just your cats.